queenprotein:

I’m always all “oh my god I need a boyfriend wahhh” until I give myself an orgasm, and then I’m like lol who needs boys

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

legitimism:

I miss sex.

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via hawkatte)

Again.

(via the-smitten-kitten)